I'm A Gay Fish

hotmeat89:

heardbook:

thetyrannosaur:

hotmeat89:

hitting-on-cullen:

hotmeat89:

penguitron:

hotmeat89:

lowtiermemer:

hotmeat89:

eastbayfatman:

unbossed:

hotmeat89:

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

(via dionis-gg)

o-kau:

what do other people have against subtitles? like bitch,.. my ears are Not Friends with my brain, let me have my captions

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kingkilling-and-stormlight:

galaxiasentity:

stametss:

both bastille and hozier have really nailed the “the world is ending let’s jam” vibe huh

Because the world IS ending, if we don’t jam then what is there left but crying to do?

We’ve reached the “band playing on the titanic” stage of nihilism now

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feynites:

venterry:

me, starting a new game: i’m gonna be evil this time

me, 5 minutes into said game: Being Mean Is Not Nice

me, after failing to be evil: i’m gonna look up the youtube videos of that playthrough instead

me, looking at the videos: i can’t watch this

Me playing red dead: I’m gonna rob every person on the road

Also me: blows up the kkk

(via isnt)

nikolaiprime:

hikingboots:

recoveringvictorian:

gathermyspirits:

earthsiqn:

social media popularity and influencer culture is gross but also.. i wanna make money for doing absolutely nothing too

It’s a TON of work. It’s not doing nothing???? It’s taking pictures at the ass crack of dawn to make a hotel stay “look like a vacation” it’s eating cold food because it took forever to get that right lighting. It’s editing photos and videos for hours because shit has to look professional af. We’re business people, photographers, marketing experts, and have to look good doing it so fuck off w this “influencers do nothing” shit. 🙄

Imagine being so privileged and narcissistic that you genuinely think things like waking up early and eating sub-par food are incredible hardships unique to your lifestyle.

Not even subpar…just like..cold.

so anyway how to make money doing absolutely shit all like an “”“i n f l u e n c e r”“”

(via mindless-lullabies)